-Here’s the cover of Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue (which is only slightly less white than Oscar race). I really don’t love this photo; there’s way too much awkward spreading. Just imagine the direction on set: “Amy, dry hump Channing‘s shoulder! Oscar, get all up in Sienna‘s crotch-pillow!”
-During the cover shoot, Reese Witherspoon and Amy Adams dished on their obsession with Lena Dunham’s Girls.
-Speaking of the whiteness of the Oscar race, here’s this year’s class photo.
-Ellen asked Mila Kunis if she and Ashton Kutcher are married and she dodged the question. So yes, yes they are.
-I hate hate hate the new Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney song, but they all look cool in the video so win for them?
-Taylor Swift won’t be performing at the Grammy Awards this weekend, but she promises it will still be a “dance party/rage fest.”
-Channing Tatum is teasing us with his crotch, as per uge.
-Jimmy Fallon was on a roll last night. For his cold open, he recruited Alfonso Ribeiro and DJ Jazzy Jeff to re-create the Fresh Prince intro, and then had Chris Pratt and Chris Evans photo-bomb people (where Evans proved that white men CAN jump).
-A new segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Mean Tweets’ sees Katy Perry, Drake and Britney Spears hate-reading about themselves.
-Sadness: Robin Williams‘ widow is reportedly challenging his children for certain personal effects he left them in his will.
-Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn split before any of us even realized they got married.
-There’s only one new episode of Parks and Rec tonight, but it features this drunken wedding toast from Ben so it’s all good.
-Here’s what Michael Fassbender looks like as Steve Jobs. (Spoiler alert: he still looks like Michael Fassbender.)
-Here’s a teaser trailer for Marvel’s Daredevil, which looks very Arrow-y. Not that that’s ever a bad thing.
-Newlywed Cameron Diaz enjoyed a girls’ night out with Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Richie.
-I’m usually not a big fan of facial hair, but Dev Patel is rocking it.
-I’m buying Kim Gordon’s memoir if only for her bit about Courtney Love asking her for relationship advice: “I thought, Ewwww, at even the mention of Billy Corgan, whom nobody liked because he was such a crybaby.”
-Fifty Shades’ director Sam Taylor-Johnson says “it was difficult” working with author E.L. James.
-Felicity Jones reportedly beat Tatiana Maslany for that as yet unknown role in the New New Star Wars spin-off, which is hitting me right in the sads.
-Here’s the trailer for Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut Lost River, which critics HATED.
