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George Clooney Is Engaged? So It Would Seem

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George Clooney is engaged. I never thought I’d be typing that sentence, but it appears to be the case. Page Six first posted the rumours, quoting a source who claimed 36-year-old humanitarian lawyer Amal Alamuddin was spotted showing off an engagement ring while the couple dined with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber on Thursday night. The rumours suddenly became a lot more credible when his rep responded, “I don’t comment on my client’s personal life.” Considering how quick his camp has been to denounce false rumours (or clarify reports) lately, most are taking it as a soft confirmation.

On paper at least, Alamuddin appears to be the best-matched woman Clooney’s dated in a while (a fact Stacy Keibler reminded us all with last week’s desperate red carpet appearance), but this relationship seems to be progressing really fast by normal standards — and breakneck fast for the world’s most famous bachelor. They were first spotted together in October. Could this be a shotgun wedding? George Clooney married with kids? Just the thought of it makes my brain sweat.

 

 

Emma Roberts Looks Bruised Following Arrest

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Emma Roberts in Celeste & Jesse Forever (Sony Pictures Classics)

-TMZ has photos of a bruised-looking Emma Roberts taken after her bizarre arrest for domestic violence. She was also photographed crying with her boyfriend after the news broke.

-In the new issue of AllureKate Moss shoots down rumors of past anorexia and heroin use.

Beyonce and Jay-Z delighted onlookers in Toronto’s Yorkville neighbourhood when they were spotted lunching  (with Blue Ivy!) at Cafe Nervosa before the tonight’s Legends of The Summer show.

Growing Pains dad Alan Thicke co-wrote a song on his son Robin Thicke’s new album. Let’s hope it’s a little less confusing than “Blurred Lines.”

-This blind item has everyone buzzing (or at least my Twitter peeps). Any else feeling desperate for a cup of Nespresso after reading it?

Stacy Keibler insists her breakup from George Clooney had nothing to do with her wanting to get married.

Ryan Gosling says the worst thing you can call someone is “dumb hipster.” Sounds like he needs some insult training from that c*nt-punching sorority girl.

-According to TMZ, Cory Monteith‘s body was cremated yesterday in Vancouver following a private viewing with his family and girlfriend Lea Michele, and Cory’s father (who lives in New Brunswick) is devastated he didn’t get a chance to say goodbye.

-Remember that report last week about a woman who was threatening a British rock star to pay up or else she’d go public with news of their secret love child? I’m guessing this story about Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher being sued by a woman claiming to be his baby mama is connected.

Jon Hamm was on Craig Ferguson‘s show last night, being a total charm-bomb.

Forbes released its annual list of Hollywood’s highest paid actors. I get how Robert Downey Jr. topped the list, and I’m pleasantly surprised that Channing Tatum came in second, but Mark Wahlberg is fourth? Really?

Brad Pitt‘s transformation into a Disney princess is nearly complete.

EW put out a bunch of different covers for their Walking Dead issue. Norman Reedus‘ better be the one that lands in my mailbox! Also, the cover shoot video in which he talks about a burgeoning Glenn/Daryl romance amused me.

Justin Bieber got a tattoo of his mom’s eye on his arm, which is not creepy at all.

Snooki is so skinny now that she’s got that alien head thing going on.

-Awkwardness alert! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were nominated for Best Kiss at the Teen Choice Awards.

Mary-Louise Parker may quit acting because the internet is too mean.

-If you’re not caught up on Breaking Bad yet (seriously, what’s wrong with you?), this 9-minute recap of everything that’s happened so far is great.

Jennifer Aniston keeps wearing baby doll dresses, which people think means she’s pregnant. I think it means that she’s discovered that baby doll dresses are the most comfortable way to deal with a heat wave without getting arrested.

-Here’s the first trailer for The Fifth Estate. Benedict Cumberbatch gives good Assange!

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Split

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-We knew it was only a matter of time seeing as they haven’t been photographed together since March, but People is reporting that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are dunzo. At least he let it seem like she was the one who did the leaving (using the ol’ “she wants to have children and a family someday!” chestnut). Plus, he waited to announce it until she landed a new TV show and magazine cover.

-A condo building close to my office is making fun of Kim Kardashian, which makes my walk to work very enjoyable.

-A new Sorkinism supercut has surfaced, showing just how much Aaron Sorkin plagiarizes himself. I still don’t mean what “Six to five and pick ’em” means, even though it’s been mentioned in all his shows.

-Dammit. Donald Glover will spend less time on Community next season, appearing in only 5 of 13 episodes to focus on his music career. Those 5 episodes better feature a hell of a lot of Crying Troy!

Taylor Swift appears to be dating Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds, judging by their patriotic face paint.

-This infographic titled “Does Amanda Bynes Think You’re Ugly?” is spot on.

-Do you want to buy Halle Berry‘s old nail clippers? Then this is your lucky day!

-It’s adorable that Kris Jenner is pretending Kanye West will let her debut baby North on her new talk show!

-The best thing you’ll see all day: Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper snap selfies at Wimbledon. (These GIFs also slay me.)

-Well, this is terrible. 50 Cent allegedly sent some horrible texts to his teenage son before his domestic assault charge, saying things like “Tell your mother she won. She has you and ill [sic] make another. I will have nothing to do with you. Don’t text me ever again.”

-At 53, Heather Locklear looks better in a bikini that the rest of us mere mortals could ever hope to.

Taylor Lautner reportedly got all handsy with a pretty brunette during a 4th of July bash.

-Good news: Jenna Dewan actually looks like a normal human being who just had a baby.

-Remember that 67-year-old woman who sat next to Jay-Z on the subway and asked if he was famous? She just gave his new album a glowing review.

-Well this came out of nowhere: Vampire Diaries star Zach Roerig just revealed that he has a secret daughter that he’s fighting for custody of with his jailed ex-girlfriend.

-This story about all the hoops a reporter had to go through to interview Selena Gomez is hilarious. (Man, I don’t miss having to write articles like this, where you have to talk about the interview’s surroundings because the person you’re talking to gives you absolutely nothing.)

-I cannot stop staring at the new poster for Oldboy. Josh Brolin really needs to start demanding final approval on these things…

Lauryn Hill has entered prison to begin serving  her 3-month sentence.

-I love that Matt Damon calls his wife “a civilian.”

Matthew Knowles married a former model, but neither Beyonce or Solange showed up to the ceremony.

-I really liked this examination of the best box office performers of 2013 so far. That’s why I’m not quite ready to declare The Lone Ranger a flop until I see the overseas numbers. Halle Berry‘s The Call actually made money, and Will Smith‘s After Earth continues to have legs outside of North America.

-Celebrities continue to push Instagram’s rules. Rihanna posted underboob, Heidi Klum shared a peek at her bare bum.

Zooey Deschanel caused a stir this weekend while performing with She & Him in Toronto by demanding that no one snap photos with their phones. Because a famous actress should totally choose a festival stage when she wants to hide.

Michael Lohan says daughter Lindsay once OD’d on cocaine when she was just 18.

-London just erected the world’s best statue of Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice. Actually, scratch that. This is the world’s best statue, full stop.

-In related news, the first trailer for Austenland has landed. Ooooh boy, I’m going to watch that crap out this movie. I loved the book so much that I think I destroyed my copy by hugging it too tightly.