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Snooki

Chris Brown Spotted Leaving Rihanna’s NYC Hotel

Rihanna and Chris performed together at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards.
Rihanna and Chris performed together at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards.

-Guys, this whole Rihanna and Chris Brown hookup story is getting worse. After reportedly having sex in a club bathroom, they were both spotted at the same hotel. Who else needs a shower?

-I just can’t stop watching this video of Nicki Minaj cussing out Mariah Carey. Just. Can’t. Stop. And they’ve only been working together for 2 weeks!

-In related news, it’s National Mean Girls Day.

-The RPattz/KStew drama seems to be helping the Twilight franchise. Breaking Dawn: Part 2′s pre-sale tickets are outpacing the previous four films.

–Cameron Diaz’s butt made the cover of this month’s Esquire.

-I’m kind of loving that Katie Holmes is hanging out with the always-awesome Judy Greer. I really hope Judy ended their coffee date by yelling “And say goodbye to these!”

-Meanwhile, to no one’s surprise, Nicole Kidman is shooting down those claims that she’s talked to Katie since the split.

–Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may be a new mom, but that certainly hasn’t gotten in the way of her Instagram posting schedule. After all, priorities!

–Nas is sexting ex-wife Kelis. This can only end badly.

-A tabloid has apologized for running a report which suggested that Nic Cage was “stalking” Vanessa Hudgens.

-I heart EW‘s annual reunion issue. Clueless!

-Speaking of reunions, check out The Princess Bride cast.

–Britney Spears‘ 4-year-old niece just dressed up like “Baby…One More Time” era Brit-Brit for “celebrity day” at school. That seems totally appropriate.

–Lena Dunham says the next season of Girls will be less white (but probably still whiny).

–Scott Disick bailed on the infamous Kardashian holiday photo, giving us one less person to mock. I’m pretty sure we’ll still have lots of material to work with, though.

-Want to watch Emma Stone, Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Richard Gere and Anna Farris make sex jokes? Than the Movie 43 trailer is for you! It’s like a really dirty version of Valentine’s Day.

–Sarah Jessica Parker looks great on the cover of Elle.

–Gwyneth Paltrow wants to produce a musical based on The Go-Go’s. Who does she think she is, James Franco?

-I’m not loving Amanda Seyfriend’s vampy lipstick, especially when compared to Emma Stone‘s classic red lips.

-Yay! Tig Notaro just announced that she’s cancer free. Also, her legendary standup set in which she first announced the cancer news will soon be available.

-Holy crap. Tyler Hanson just welcomed his fifth(!) kid. That’s what you get for being “the cute one.”

-Proof that I might be the lamest person in the world: I’m heading to Spain tomorrow which I CAN’T WAIT for, but I’m also a little sad because I a) won’t be able to hate-Tweet the Gossip Girl premiere live, and b) I’ll have to wait until I’m back to see Pitch Perfect, which I’m already convinced is the most amazing film ever made. Here’s Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson interviewing each other about the movie:

Snooki’s Baby Lorenzo‎ Gets the Cover Treatment

Snooki and baby Lorenzo have made their debut as mother and son (sans baby-daddy Jionni LaValle), on the cover of People magazine.
Snooki and baby Lorenzo have made their debut as mother and son (sans baby-daddy Jionni LaValle), on the cover of People magazine.

–Snooki shows off her new baby on the cover of People — and is it just me, or is she also showing off a new nose?

-Not surprisingly, Amanda Bynes faces up to a year in jail for two hit-and-run charges,which tends to happen when you treat your BMW like a battering ram.

-It’s a match made in hipster hookup heaven: Lena Dunham is dating the guy from that obnoxiously spelled band fun.

-Some Breaking Bad fan actually calculated how much money is in Skyler‘s giant pile.

-Speaking of BB, here’s Aaron Paul‘s high school photo. Amazing.

–Kristen Stewart tells Vogue that she’s not the type of person who thinks, “Okay, I’m really famous, how am I going to conduct myself in public?” Clearly.

-Speaking of KStew, she just landed in Toronto. TIFF has officially started, y’all!

-Meanwhile, Twilight has finally gotten the bad lip-reading treatment.

-Here are some more revelations from that Vanity Fair expose on Tom Cruise, including how stubbornly anti-Scientology Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz were.

-Was LeAnn Rimes‘ breakdown caused by rumours that Eddie Cibrian was cheating?

-After some intense investigative journalism, Us Weekly has determined that Taylor Swift‘s new song is indeed about Jake Gyllenhaal. Maybe.

–Katy Perry and John Mayer stepped out together in public again and…wait, WHAT IS HE WEARING?!

-“We think it’s very cool that our anniversary will always be on Canada Day,” says Chad Kroeger of romance with Avril Lavigne. Meanwhile, the rest of our nation collectively agrees to give up the national holiday if they just go away.

-Speaking of Canadian holidays, Alanis Morissette is no fan of Ottawa’s Alanis Morisette Day.

-Getting rick-roll’d by the cast of Mad Men is probably going to be the best thing that happens to you all day.

–Bradley Cooper decided to quit drinking after he deliberately smashed his head into a concrete floor during one party to “prove how tough” he was. Wait, that’s not appropriate party behaviour? I need to rethink my entire TIFF approach!

-I have no idea why Schmidt from New Girl is doing videos for Axe Body Spray, but they’re pretty cute.

-Speaking of New Girl, I don’t think the guys at Fox have really thought this life-sized cutout of Zooey Deschanel through.

–Kim Kardashian believes she’s going to marry Kanye West. Oh goodie.

–Kellie Pickler did an awesome thing by shaving her head in solidarity for her friend with breast cancer.

-The trailer for Jeremy Renner‘s Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is out. This is really happening? For reals.

Snooki Welcomes a Son

Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) in a scene from Jersey Shore. (MTV)
Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) in a scene from Jersey Shore. (MTV)

-Did you feel a cold chill run down your spine in the wee hours of Sunday morning? ‘Cause that’s when the spawn of Snooki officially entered our realm. He came in the guise of a 6 lbs, 5 oz. bouncing baby boy, but don’t be fooled by his chubby cheeks or adorably Guido name and let your guard down. This kid will rule us all one day.

-In non-terrifying baby news, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt just welcomed their first kid.

–Katie Holmes participated in the great parental tradition of teaching one’s kid how to ride a bike in front of a sea of paparazzi.

–James Franco interviews Mila Kunis and talks about double standards and dealing with criticism in the new issue of Interview.

–Prince Harry is very, very sorry that he showed the world his ginger junk.

–Rupert Murdoch has jumped to Prince Harry’s defence, but only after his newspaper ran the nekkid photos.

–Rihanna clearly has too much time on her hands if she’s picking Twitter fights with Joan Rivers. Seriously girl, don’t you have a new tattoo to Instagram or something?

-Oh wait. Now Rihanna’s hanging out with Rob Kardashian. Go back to Twitter fighting!!

–This photo of Jennie Garth and Luke Perry getting all cuddly on the set of their Old Navy commercial is giving me the warm ‘n fuzzies.

-Meanwhile, this photo of Mindy Kalling and John Mayer kinda makes me heart Mindy a little less.

–John‘s ex-girlfriend Katy Perry threw her pal a birthday party in L.A., but seemed to forget her pants. As long as she didn’t forget the cake!

–Katy was reportedly being courted by American Idol, and they offered her even more money than Mariah Carey.

–Alanis Morissette says she was approached to become an American Idol judge but thinks reality TV competitions are lamer than ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

-One of the Baldwin brothers got arrested in NYC, but it wasn’t Alec or Billy so we don’t really need to care.

–Kim Kardashian and Kanye West keep it classy by hitting up McDonalds.

–Oprah‘s network is finally doing better in the ratings now that she realized that viewers would rather see juicy sit-down interviews over touchy feel self-help crap.

–Russell Brand is still alive and kicking, despite what Twitter says.

–Marti Noxon, who was responsible for some awesome Buffy episodes, has a new show.

-The trailer for The Tall Man has landed. Man, Jessica Biel should really put a better makeup clause in her contract.