–Reese Witherspoon looks retro chic on the cover of of Harper’s Bazaar UK, in which she begs us not to judge her based on her looks. Ok, we’ll go back to judging her on her drunken arrest, then.
-Now we have video of George Clooneyon Downton Abbey. For the first time, I wish I watched this show.
–Jimmy Kimmel set out to create a new holiday song with The Killers, and the results are pretty great.
-This is why Mo Ryan is one of my fave TV critics: she spends a great deal of her interview with Sleepy Hollow’s EPtelling them why this season sucks and explaining how Katrina is the worst. (Seriously, last night’s winter finale was dreadful.)
-This new interview with Tilda Swintonis as batshitas you’d hope.
–Jimmy Fallonplayed Pictionary with Martin Short, Jerry Seinfeld and Miranda Sings last night.
-Speaking of Fallon, Gabrielle Union told him a cute story about how she was invited to a party at Prince‘s and thought it would be a good idea to bring a tuna casserole. It wasn’t.
–Emma Stone reminds us that she’s a goddamn national treasure by crying over the Spice Girlsand getting a message from Scary Spice. “Oh my god…is Mel B talking to me?!?”
-I’m going to be chatting about celebrity selfies on eTalk Friday, where I’ll try really hard not to choke on the word “Kardashian.”
–Cameron Diaz has a pretty bleak view of relationships: “Everyone has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on.” And I thought I was jaded…
-Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd that Zooey Deschanelhangs out with Selena Gomez? What woman in her mid-30s wants to spend her nights with a 21-year-old?
-Meanwhile, here’s a clip of Baldwin on last night’s Law & Order: SVU.
–Tyler, The Creator could face a year in prison and $4,000 fine if convicted of starting a riot.
-46-year-old Pamela Anderson posed nude for Purple magazine — but it’s her cute pixie cut that’s getting all the attention.
-Words I like: Sam Shepard has been cast as Kyle Chandler’s fatherin an upcoming Netflix drama.
–Amanda Bynes has made it through her first quarter of fashion school. Whew!
-Here’s the first teaser for Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth’s new ABC Family show.
-Oh no. Even Emma Watson has fallen victim to the overalls trend. It’s a trap, Emma!!
-Are you watching Enlisted? Please watch Enlisted. To tempt you, here’s star Geoff Stults talking about his naked late-night chatswith costar Parker Young.
–This guy might be the best Wheel of Fortune player ever.
-Here’s the first photo of Jason Segel as David Foster Wallace. Guys, I’m so worried about this.
–Giuliana Rancic told a hilarious (and totally believable) story about the time Russell Crowe was a total prick to her during an interview.
-It’s no Vogue US, but Victoria Beckham looks great on the cover of Vanity Fair, where she definitively rules out a Spice Girls reunion.
–Beyoncé and Jay Zwill be performing togetherat Sunday’s Grammys. Check your TV’s warranty to make sure it can withstand that level of hotness before tuning in.
–Shia LaBeouf keeps tweeting “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE” over and over. Wishful thinking doesn’t make it so, buddy. Trust me, I’ve been wishing it since I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
–Justin Bieber continues to be a shining example of maturity and grace. He marked his name in the snow with pee. And ladies, he’s single!
-Speaking of total charm-bombs, Robin Thickegot grindy-close to a woman who is not his wife at a strip club in Paris.
-There seems to be a bit of a backlash building against Jennifer Lawrence (I know — people are monsters!) but this hilarious video of a stupid reporter spoiling Homeland for her should win everyone back. It’s good that Damian Lewis was there to comfort her.
–Katy Perry says she wants to ask President Obama about the existence of aliens, which everyone’s mocking as if that’s not the very first thing they’d do too.
-Sad: Ke$ha‘s mom says the singer “almost died” from weight bullying by her manager.
–Jamie Dornan reportedly keeps trying to stop Fifty Shades costar Dakota Johnsonfrom talking to the crew, which sounds like some method-y “process” bullshit but I’ll allow it because I love him.
-Just in case Prince Harry isn’t already your pretend BFF, read this storyabout him drinking champagne out of a prosthetic limb and telling filthy jokes on his South Pole trek.