-As much as the idea of Rupert Sanders (married father of two and old enough to know better) getting rewarded and Kristen Stewart (22-year-old girl) getting further slut-shamed meshes with my idea of how Hollywood works, today’s reports about the Snow White and The Huntsman sequel may have been greatly exaggerated. No wonder the studio is on the defensive.
-Meanwhile, Jodie Foster penned a very public letter of support for Kristen Stewart.
–Robert Pattinson did a decent job deflecting personal questions on GMA this morning. One awkward interview down, 9,938 to go!
-We still haven’t gotten a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston‘s ring but word is that it’s 8 carats, which sounds a little obscene.
-Let’s hope Jennifer Aniston is enjoying the engagement spotlight because she’s soon going to be eclipsed by Brangelina. Us Weekly is reporting that the wedding will go down within the next month in France — and that they filled out the paperwork weeks ago so they’re already legally married. Sacre bleu!
–Mayim Bialik was rushed to the hospital with severe lacerations on her left hand following a car accident.
-Fun: The Simpsons writers pick their ten favorite obscure characters of the 1,612 that have passed through Springfield.
-Here’s our first look at Minka Kelly and James Marsden as Jackie and JFK.
–David Cronenberg says he’s confused when people refer to Dark Knight Rises as cinema art. “I don’t think they know what the fuck they’re talking about.”
-Her marriage may have been short, but there’s no end in sight for Kim Kardashian‘s divorce. It looks like it won’t go to trial until next year.
–Jessica Simpson‘s dad has officially been charged with DUI and may face jail time.
–Joe Jonas would like you all to know that Taylor Swift‘s new song isn’t about him, mmm-kay?
-TV networks are reportedly in a feeding frenzy over Michael J. Fox‘s new sitcom. No wonder: Easy A‘s director and Arrested Development‘s writer are on board.
–Erza Miller talks about being gay in the new issue of Out. Luckily, he doesn’t talk about his clothes.
–Yeasayer‘s lead singer to Rolling Stone: “R.Kelly is a terrible person…he’s a terrible piece of shit, a horrible person, really bad all around. Let’s get rid of him.”
–Lucy Lawless will play Ron Swanson’s love interest on Parks and Recreation, which sounds all kinds of perfect.
-Speaking of Ron Swanson, Smashed — Nick Offerman‘s new movie with Aaron Paul — is coming to the Toronto film fest. I am SO. THERE.
–Jennie Garth has a new man — and he’s a cutie!
-This clip from Pitch Perfect pretty much just bought by ticket for opening weekend. Anna Kendrick rapping? Hells yes!
-Aw nuts. Rashida Jones has apologized for that John Travolta comment.
-Here’s David Beckham‘s new underwear ad. You’re welcome.
–This makes me want to date both of these people.
–Method actor and penis shower Shia LaBeouf says he’s “done” with big-budget movies.
-I think Gawker’s headline (“Oh God Idris Elba, What Are You Doing?”) pretty much sums up this new music video.
-Sorry Matt Damon, but Jimmy Kimmel is engaged. The host popped the question to girlfriend Molly McNearney.
-Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, he got some more celebs to read tweets about themselves.
