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Paula Patton

Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik Release New Video

-Shouldn’t Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik’s new video for sexy sexfest 50 Shades Darker be… sexier?

–Paula Patton and Robin Thicke‘s messy custody battle just got even messier. Yesterday they both requested temporary sole custody of their son, but Thicke’s request was not only denied, the judge issued a temporary domestic violence restraining order against him amidst allegations of physical abuse.

-Well, this isn’t good: Mischa Barton has been “voluntarily transported to a hospital for mental evaluation” after sources tell TMZ she was “she was hanging over her backyard fence in West Hollywood and rambling about her mom being a witch” yesterday.

–Jon Hamm continues to eschew underwear, to the joy and delight of the world. Happy weekend!

-Meanwhile, did Don Draper really change for the better at the end of Mad Men? Jon Hamm doesn’t think so. “I don’t think that zen moment of understanding of anything really stuck. That leopard is not changing his spots…I think it was more about, he just had a really good idea for a commercial.”

–Jake Gyllenhaal is questioning the lack of Oscars love for Ryan Reynolds’ “extraordinary” work in Deadpool.  You’d think he would have bemoaned his Nocturnal Animals costar Amy Adams‘ snub instead, but sure.

-POTUS has called yet another woman disgusting. Today’s lucky candidate: Madonna!

-This photo of Christina Ricci is legit terrifying. Photoshop gone mad…

-Pilot season has begun! NBC ordered new comedies from Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey and Bill Lawrence, while ABC is betting on Elizabeth Banks.

-Um, is Drake angling to be a late-night talk show host? On a podcast, he said “I miss Johnny Carson and the appeal of that sexy late-night TV that’s funny.” Simmer down, Wheelchair Jimmy!

–Jerry Seinfeld landed in hot water after an incredibly dumb Black Lives Matter tweet.

-I watched the Riverdale premiere last night and I’m still not sure if I liked it or not. On the plus side, I discovered that Netflix Canada streams new eps the next day (along with a bunch of other CW shows like Jane The Virgin and The 100).

-Speaking of shows you should stream on Netflix, I really like this description of Crazyhead: it takes the Buffy recipe and makes it dirtier and hornier.

–Ben Affleck’s “Live By Night” flop resulted in a $75 million loss. And yet he’s still going to have no problem green-lighting movies because Hollywood!

–Kristen Bell‘s throwback picture from her wedding day is pretty damn funny. (Also, points for not wearing white.)

-God bless The Walking Dead stars for trying so hard to talk up this season.

-Here’s the first trailer for In Dubious Battle starring James Franco and Selena Gomez. I saw this at TIFF and it was ok.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s Wedding Photos

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–Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are showing off their wedding photos in the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings.

–Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard scored a big victory in their #pedorazzi campaign today: both People magazine and JustJared have announced they’ll stop publishing paparazzi photos of kids. It’s all well and good, but People also has an entire (and heavily trafficked) section on celebrity babies. They make it clear in their letter that they only use “sanctioned photos,” but you see how the general public gets confused. Unless stars stop using their kids as props, this issue won’t go away. People even calls it out, saying “there’s always the tough balancing act we face when dealing with stars who exploit their children one day, and complain about loss of privacy the next.”

-Meanwhile, if Jessica Simpson ever complains about her lack of privacy, let’s all remind her about this photo she just instagrammed.

-Speaking of oversharing, Michelle Rodriguez and the guy who plays Caleb on Pretty Little Liars both instagrammed nude photos from their vacations.

-The fact that Alec Baldwin followed up yesterday’s “Goodbye, Public Life” cover story with an announcement that he’ll be on an upcoming episode of Law & Order: SVU could not be more hilarious.

–Robin Thicke reportedly flew  to Vancouver last weekend to try to save his marriage when he found out Paula Patton was leaving him. She’ll be back in the spotlight this weekend when she presents at the Spirit Awards.

-This should be interesting: Lena Dunham will host SNL on March 8.

-Oscar voting closes at 5 p.m. PST tonight, and The Hollywood Reporter has a great analysis of this week’s last-minute desperate push for voter love.

–Jennifer Lawrence hasn’t had time to campaign because she’s stuck on the Mocking Jay set, so the New York Times is doing it for her.

-Oscar bloggers get paid “low six-figures“. What?? I’m clearly doing it wrong.

-Being Human was cancelled today. I never watched it, but it employed a lot of people in Montreal.

–Seth Meyers‘ Late Night debut may have been a rather muted affair, but Amy Poehler looked AMAZING.

–Jason Sudeikis is George Wendt’s nephew? For reals?

-What happens when the nicest guy in TV meets the nicest guy in music? Only Drake and Aaron Paul know for sure.

-That’s not the only celebrity Drake’s been spotted with. He also had dinner with Rihanna in Paris.

-In other dining companion news, George Clooney and Matt Damon met up for dinner in Milan.

-Rumors are swirling about two new Harrison Ford-led Indiana Jones films. Has everyone forgotten Crystal Skull already?

-There ain’t no shade like fashion shade. Giorgio Armani is not happy with Anna Wintour after she skipped his Milan show and he doesn’t care who knows it.

-The latest Game of Thrones teaser is all about Tyrion — and things aren’t looking too promising for him.

-The Voice came back last night to huge ratings.

-Do you want to watch a video of a half-naked Scott Foley lounging around in a towel? Yeah, ya do. –

Jimmy Kimmel‘s wife is expecting her first child.

-Some actor named Luke Bracey will play Keanu Reeves‘ role in the Point Break remake and no doubt fail miserably.

-It looks like Scott Speedman is still dating the French girl from Last Resort. Sigh.

-Congrats to The Office’s Jenna Fischer, who’s expecting her second child.

–Beyoncé gets all NSFW with Jay Z in her new video for “Partition.”

-In other new video news, Coldplay’s latest is as depressing as you’d expect. Haim also dropped a new video.

–Angelina Jolie was on the Today Show promoting Unbroken with the 97-year-old man the movie is based on – who turned out to be her neighbour.

–Leighton Meester said that her role model is Betty Friedan, because Leighton Meester is awesome.

–Justin Long is returning to TV with a new Fox comedy called Sober Companion.

–Gabrielle Union appeared on The View yesterday and very bravely talked about how she took back control of her life after being held up at gunpoint and raped during her summer job at Payless when she was just 19.

–Salma Hayek‘s brother has been hospitalized after being involved in a fatal car crash.

-Goddamit, Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa are hot.

-I stopped watching Hannibal because it’s soo very dark and disturbing, but I do think it’s surprisingly great for network TV and if I wasn’t such a wuss I’d be all over it. You can watch the season premiere’s brutal opening fight scene here.

-I’m not too much of a wuss to watch The Americans, which returns tomorrow night and is getting rave reviews.

-Here’s the new Godzilla trailer, which proves Bryan Cranston can make anything look good.

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Split

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–Robin Thicke is now free to be “twerked upon” as much as he wants. After months of speculation and grossness, he and Paula Patton have announced their separation.

–Oprah took her very first selfie and Idris Elba was in it, proving she’s totally got this internet thing down pat.

–Alec Baldwin penned an epic rant in New York magazine titled “Good-bye, Public Life.” (It should have been titled “Goodbye, Any Pretense of Not Being an Asshole”.) He actually raises some good points, but then buries them in brattiness and bigotry. He claims he’s not a homophobe and realizes that he needs to be more careful with his word choice, and then he casually drops the word “tranny” like it’s NBD. He tries to make Shia LaBeouf seem like an entitled ass (which, no doubt, he is), but then he lets it slip that Shia showed up to work knowing all of his lines, while “I, however, do not learn my lines in advance.” Um, what? Isn’t that your job? And if you really want to walk away from the spotlight of public life, isn’t there a better way than penning a click-baity, troll-y cover story? Like maybe…just walking away?

–Jessica Biel was photographed looking very non-pregnant, for those of you at home keeping score. She’s also scheduled to present at the Oscars on Sunday.

-The full list of Oscar presenters have been announced, and Biel isn’t the only head-scratcher. Zac Efron? Kate Hudson?

-Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel announced all the guests scheduled to appear on his post-Oscars show, and it sounds like it’s going to be stacked.

-So pretty much no one in America has seen this year’s best picture nominees. Captain Phillips was the most-watched one, and that was only seen by 15% of those polled.

–Liam Neeson says Bono was really nice to his kids when Natasha Richardson died.

-Did the prospect of random drug testing cause Justin Bieber to reject a plea deal in his Miami Beach DUI case?

-But look, he’s recording a song with his mommy! That makes everything all better, right?

–Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint had a hairy Harry Potter reunion.

-It looks like Josh Brolin‘s assistant has been upgraded to his girlfriend.

–Anna Kendrick (wearing a very cute romper — words I rarely put together) helped pal Miles Teller celebrate his birthday in Vegas.

-Aw nuts. Harold Ramis has died. Let’s all raise a glass of ectoplasm and listen to “I’ve Got You, Babe” on repeat.

-I’m glad to see Bill Murray put out a statement about Ramis. The pair reportedly hadn’t spoken since a falling out on the set of Groundhog Day.

-This is admirable: Ukrainian born actress Milla Jovovich is raising money to help the victims of violence in Kiev.

–January Jones shared a photo of her 9-year-old self on Instagram and it made me almost like her.

-When I heard this weekend that NBC was planning to bring back Heroes, I assumed it was a joke. How is it not a joke?!

-In other NBC news, Jennifer Lopez is coming back to TV as a single mother cop. Let’s hope it’s more Out of Sight and less Gigli.

–Julianne Moore says she does her own housework, so there.

-A girl from Pretty Little Liars is engaged to a guy from Suits. Please don’t make me learn their names.

-Oopsie! Avatar star Sam Worthington was arrested in NYC after allegedly punching a photographer. It sounds like the paparazzo first kicked Sam’s girlfriend in the shins, though.

-Warner Brothers seems to realize that Veronica Mars will probably do better on VOD than at the box office, so they’re making the film available as a digital download and rental the same day it opens in theatres. That pretty much never happens.

-Scandal returns on Thursday. Celebrate by staring a Kerry Washington’s belly bump.

-Speaking of Kerry‘s belly bump, she had a baby shower at Shonda Rhimes‘ house.

–Amanda Seyfried has landed the role of the female lead in Ted 2.

-Meanwhile Mila Kunis, who was in the first Ted movie, is busy getting old-timey in her new ad for Jim Bean.

–David O. Russell says he accidentally spoiled Anna Karenina for Jennifer Lawrence. I did the exact same thing once to a coworker. Who knew 140-year-old classics need to come with spoiler warnings?

–Seth Meyers‘ Late Night hosting gig starts tonight.

-I’ve mentioned before how I just don’t buy the “True Detective is the best show ever!” mantra that’s floating around (I was momentarily onboard last week and then I saw the latest episode and have jumped back off the train). However, I’m LOVING all the thoughtful analysis being written about the show’s depiction of women. The New Yorker’s Emily Nussbaum called it out in an article today, which was posted at pretty much the exact time as Slate’s Willa Paskin’s piece about how the show’s objectification is intentional. And that led to a bunch of other smart TV critics throwing in their (very eloquent) two cents, either defending the show, critiquing it, or pleading with us all to hold our judgment until the season finale airs in a few weeks. This might be the first time I’m more entertained by reading about a show than actually watching it.

-The first full trailer for Mike Judge’s Silicon Valley on HBO has landed.