-In his new W cover story, George Clooney says he’s yet to meet the love of his life. Cue the stampede. (The line starts behind me, ladies.)
–Christopher Walken was having trouble hailing a cab in NYC, so these two guys stopped to give him a ride.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer have released a new duet, complete with lovey-dovey cover art.
–Britney Spears was on Ellen today, awkwardly talking about her awkward first meeting with boyfriend David Lucado.
–Lindsay Lohan posted a photo on Instagram that displays just a hint of nipple, and the internet collectively gasped and grasped its pearls in horror.
-It was crazy that they were planning to release Fast and the Furious 7 in July and they’re still filming. Now that Paul Walker has died, it’s even crazier.
–Vin Diesel showed up at Walker‘s crash-site-turned-memorial and gave an impromptu speech. He also posted a heartfelt tribute on his Facebook page.
–Tyrese is reportedly helping Walker’s family with the funeral arrangements.
-Meanwhile, a jewelry store owner kept this sweet Paul Walker story secret for a decade.
-Rapper Gucci Mane is facing federal gun charges and could spend more than 20 years in prison.
-Award season has officially kicked off, with Brie Larson, Michael B. Jordan and Inside Llewyn Davis taking home hardware at the Gotham Awards. Meanwhile, Jared Leto, Jennifer Lawrence and American Hustle took the top honours at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards.
-Speaking of the year’s best movies, I don’t necessarily agree with his picks for 2013’s top 25 films (Frances Ha? More like Frances Blah!), but David Ehlrich‘s annual supercut is out and it’s awesome.
-Speaking of 2013 retrospectives, check out this supercut of music earworms.
-Ruh roh. A movie theatre accidentally played the super NSFW trailer for Nymphomaniac to a bunch of kids waiting to see Disney’s Frozen.
–Lady Gaga goes full-frontal on the very NSFW cover of Candy magazine.
–Jennie Garth and Jason Priestley are both releasing memoirs on their 90210 days within the same month. Well, I guess that means my xmas shopping is now done!
-Is Zooey Deschanel a mean girl on the New Girl set?
-Parents are now naming their kids after Breaking Bad and Game Of Thrones characters because people are terrible.
-30 Rock star Cheyenne Jackson is reportedly making Internet waves for a sex tape (even though the tape is only 52 seconds long).
–Pharrell is defending Miley Cyrus’ fashion choices by saying, “Not too many people really understand the Chanel vocabulary like her.” Huh?
-I heart this Matilda reunion feature.
-The girls from Go Fug Yourself are releasing a book on Kate Middleton. Yes, please!
–Demi Lovato responded to Joe Jonas‘ New York Magazine interview with a gracious tweet. Her sister? Not so much.
–Jared Leto is now doing press for his Thirty Seconds to Mars documentary Artifact, which I saw last year at TIFF and kind of liked.
–Bradley Cooper‘s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse says she doesn’t talk about their relationship because “it’s boring.” Burn?
–Claire Danes looks great on the new cover of Glamour.
–Ron Howard and his In The Heart Of The Sea cast, including Chris Hemsworth, were forced to flee their Spainish set due to flash flooding.
-Here’s the trailer for In Secret, starring Elisabeth Olsen and Oscar Isaac (and Draco Malfoy)!
