-On The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Wednesday night, Colbert and Nick Kroll shared awkward pictures of themselves with the hashtag #PuberMe, with a call to action for other celebs to follow suit. And now the interwebs is being flooded with mortifying photos of stars as teens. It’s awesome!
-Speaking of Puerto Rico relief, Beyonce is on the Mi Gente remixand is donating all proceeds to the cause.
-I didn’t even know that Idris Elba and Liam Gallagher were feuding over a hat but I’m glad they’ve managed to put it behind them.
-Meanwhile, Idris says he auditioned to play Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. I can’t even being to imagine that…
-Speaking of things I can’t imagine but would still like to see, Elizabeth Banks is directing a Charlie’s Angels rebootand in the running to star are Lupita Nyong’o(!) and Kristen Stewart(!!).
-Don’t touch Hocus Pocus, Hollywood! Don’t you freakin’ dare!
-Here’s a roundup of all the critics gushing about the new Blade Runner movie. I can’t believe I’m going to have to sit through another 2-1/2 hour film…
–Jimmy Fallon played a weeping sound guyon the set of This Is Us. (“You’re the reason Dad died” made me laugh.)
-This clip of Tina Fey appearing on Billy on the Street is life. “There’s your feminist right there.”
–Jimmy Kimmel gave Matt Damon a much-needed break this week by having him on his show last night for couple’s therapy. I’m still mad at him, but his Dr. Phil impression was on point.
-I didn’t watch Trevor Noah‘s new Daily Show but the consensus seems to be that it’s not so new after all?
-I missed this video when it first came out in August, but the host of the Station Agents podcast was talking about terrible Emma Roberts was when the Scream Queens cast visited the Vanity Fair offices and how Abigail Breslin waited on her hand and foot, so I looked it up. Holy crap. When Ariana Grande comes off as the normal nice one, what is life?
–Paul Walker’s daughter is suing Porsche, claiming “wrongful death.”
-The Avengers: Age of Ultron Honest Traileris pretty great. I especially liked “Uh, guys? I think we just broke Joss Whedon” and “Roughly one week of Ultron.”
-Speaking of Kanye, his new interview in W is long but well worth your time. The best part is when he rails against an unnamed designer for inviting him to a fashion show on the condition he not attend any other shows. “Nobody can tell me where I can and can’t go. Man, I’m the No. 1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix.” West is not smiling as he says this, and his voice is getting louder with each sentence. “You can’t say that you love music and then say that Kanye West can’t come to your show! To even think they could tell me where I could and couldn’t go is just ludicrous. It’s blasphemous—to rock ’n’ roll, and to music.” Amazing. My other favourite quote? “Anyone who meets me for the first time and is not slightly nervous is completely full of shit.” Ok, I’ll stop now. Just go read the whole thing. I’ll wait.
-Of all the ridiculous conspiracy theories surrounding the final season of Mad Men, this one might just be my fave.
-Last week, Kristen Stewart went to a Hooters. This week, she got a tattoo. Honey, do you have some unresolved daddy issues you’d like to discuss?
–Robert Pattinson just went up a couple of notches in my books now that Ellen Page showed up to his birthday party. (But the presence of Fifty Shades author EL James might knock him back down.)
-Speaking of EL James, Charles Dance (aka Game of Thrones‘ Tywin Lannister) read an excerpt of Fifty Shades of Grey on a British game show. Cripes, I love that they can get away with saying things like “kinky f*ckery” on network TV.
-In other Game of Thrones news, it takes a lot (A LOT) for me to see photos of Nicolaj Coster-Waldau (aka Jamie Lannister) and notice anything besides his pretty, pretty face, but Cameron Diaz’s Spanx is pulling my focus in these pics from the set of their new movie.
–Rihanna is in Amsterdam and (according to her Instagram) seems to be enjoying its local pleasures. (Maybe that’s why the topless photos soon followed.)
–Chris O’Dowd freaked Kristen Wiig out by accidentally eating a fly when then were doing a talk show together.
–Demi Lovato thanked her fans for the outpouring of Twitter love following the death of her father.
-I’m not sure how Sandra Bullock‘s wardrobe choices for The Heat‘s promo tour led to her being accused of “pulling a Jennifer Aniston,” but in any case, she looks great.
–Justin Bieber lost another monkey. Why do people keep giving him monkeys?!
-Meanwhile, the Biebz took a tumble this weekend and Instagramed a video showing off his injuries.
–Jim Carrey spent the weekend Tweeting about how he doesn’t want to do any press for Kick-Ass 2 because “in all good conscience” he doesn’t think he can “support that level of violence” post-Sandy Hook. That’s all well and good, but now everyone’s wondering if he thinks in all good conscience that he can cash his Kick-Ass 2 paycheque.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer reportedly enjoyed a “cuddly” date in NYC. So that’s still happening.
–This GIF of Morgan Freeman on Fallon is everything.
–Miranda Kerr is talking some crap about how the secret to a great marriage is all about traditional gender roles and making your husband “feel important when you ask for their help.” Uh huh. And just how important does your husband feel when you pull stuff like this?
–Gossip Girl‘s Kelly Rutherford continues to endure Hollywood’s nastiest divorce. She just had to file for bankruptcy amidst her custody battle.
