-Seeing as Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake haven’t shot down the pregnancy reports even when they are coming from reputable sites like E!Online means they’re probably true.
–Lisa Kudrow told Jimmy Kimmel the Friends showrunners thought Monica was “slutty.”
-Are they or aren’t they? Jennifer Lawrence was spotted at Chris Martin’s house in Malibu after their supposed split.
-A woman fainted during Amy Poehler’s Toronto eventat Indigo last night, to which Amy quipped: “Yup, that’s how I like to end all my interviews.” God, how did I not go to that?
-I really liked this article on how too many TV dramas have morphed into a bad news relay. I’m pretty over the dead kids epidemic.
-Speaking of crime dramas, I love that Serial is getting so much praise. I’m more riveted by that podcast compared to anything on TV right now. (Seriously, what’s up with the cellphone records?!)
–Chelsea Handler says Instagram is being sexist for taking down her topless photo.
-Everyone’s talking about how Zac Efron is supposedly a controlling “dictator” to his “girlfriend,” but I can’t get past the photo on the top of the article. I took the same one when I was at Noma.
–Stephen Colbert sweetly paid tribute to Canada and Kevin Vickerslast night, and it was wonderful.
-Speaking of Game of Thrones stars landing mag covers, Sophie Turner (Sansa) is stunning on You.
-In other GoT news, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau talks about his character’s season 4 women trouble. Jaime+Brienne4eva!
-Now that How I Met Your Mother wraps up tonight, Neil Patrick Harris has gone from suiting up to donning fishnets and heels.
–Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segelhave a history of singing Les Miz songs to each other, and they resurrected the tradition on Inside the Actors Studio. I will never tire of this.
-Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichnerdestroyed a car because they’re mad How I Met Your Mother is over.
–Lindsay Lohan talked about pole dancing, Tinder and Oprah on last week’s Ellen. She also talked about launching a new app called Spotted Friend which she described as “like Shazam but for clothing,” which actually sounds pretty dope.
-A source close to Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin says they’ve been leading separate lives for years and were surprised it took them this long to announce their split.
-Feast your ear holes on “Listen,” the Black Keys‘ first new song since 2011.
-Speaking of new music, have you heard Alicia Keys’ songwith Kendrick Lamar and Pharrell for the Amazing Spider-Man 2?
-Speaking of Pharrell, he and Jane Fondaare now BFFs, which is kind of perfect.
-Also, Pharrell just signed on to be a coach on the next season of The Voice. Will he and Usher start a hat war?
-The Magic Mike sequel just got a new title and a new director. But don’t worry, Channing Tatum is still involved.
–Nikki Reedstepped out ringless after announcing her split from husband Paul McDonald.
-Someday, I hope we all get the chance to sing karaoke with Bill Murray. Until then, we’ll just have to be content with this video of him singing “House of the Rising Sun.”
-Expect Captain America: The Winter Soldier to be huge. It’s already opened to an insane $75.2 million overseas.
-Guys, don’t make any sudden movements: Dave Chappelle is back and we don’t want to scare him away again.
-Speaking of comics, here’s the weird-ass SNL sketch that was cut from Louis C.K.‘s episode.
-Here’s everything you need to know about Sam Smith, the musical guest on the most recent SNL. (Anyone else think he looks like Kirk from Gilmore Girls?)
-The Office’s B.J. Novak is now writing for NYT Book Reviewbecause he’s both a published author and a fancypants.
-Speaking of literate Office stars, Rashida Jones just scored a new column in Glamour.
–Justin Bieber got booed at last night’s Juno Awards — but Serena Ryder had his back.
–Hugh Jackman made fans swoon by bringing Wolverine: The Musical to life, if only ever so briefly.
-Meanwhile, Hugh joined James McAvoy for the X-Men promo tour. I’m not going to lie; I might have squealed a little when James popped up in the new Muppets movie…
–Lee Pace (or, as Vulture calls him “eyebrow hero Lee Pace”) wages tech war in the new promo for AMC’s upcoming drama Halt and Catch Fire.
-I’m still watching The Killing because I’m a total sucker for A) Joel Kinnaman and B) punishment, but I’m intrigued by this casting of Linden’s mom.
-Congrats to Elton John and David Furnish, who are set to marry in May after more than 20 years together. My brain can’t even process what that wedding’s going to look like.
–Chelsea Handler is pulling the plug on her E! show after complaining about how “sad” that network is.