Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed Wed

–Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed got married this weekend. (I don’t understand the scale of this photo! They look so tiny compared to the guests in the background. Is there some vampire reflection juju at play here?!)

-I never thought I’d say it, but I’m kind of proud of Kanye West right now…

-Sesame Street proves The Avengers are all basically useless in this new parody.

-Ha. I love that Joss Whedon is now out of the Marvel machine and just blowing it all up. He says Marvel was pissed when Agents of SHIELD was announced, and that the TV show isn’t connected to the movie universe. Well, I guess it’s easier for me to ignore that show if it’s not even canon.

-Meanwhile, Marvel’s publicity team was quick to be all “slow your roll, son.”

–Chris Evans shaved off his sexy beard and the Internet has no chill.

-Between what happened on the latest episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and The Good Wife, this article wondering whether TV fans have rights is super relevant right now. (They do have rights — the right to stop watching any show that pisses them off. That’s about it. We may feel entitled to it because of the amount of time we invest in them, but we’re really not. At all.).

-Also, Ellen Pompeo broke her silence about Patrick Dempsey. Weirdly, she said absolutely nothing about the actor, just how her character will react. The plot thickens!

-Speaking of sudden departures, I haven’t watched last night’s Good Wife yet but the reviews about a certain someone’s exit haven’t been kind. “Clumsy” was the word that I kept seeing on Twitter last night, mostly due to all the acrobatics the writers needed to perform to separate Julia Margulies and Archie Panjabi. Seriously, what happened between those two? I’ve seen divorced costars share scenes with less drama.

–Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza in the same movie? All the yeses!

-Also promising: Jenny Slate and Ari Graynor playing BFFs in the same TV show.

-God bless Tyra Banks for wearing this to the Daytime Emmys.

-This story about Justin Bieber was cute when I thought he’d accepted a promposal. But he just crashed some poor school’s prom? Much less cute.

–Jared Leto goes into full terrifying mode as the Joker.

-Speaking of terrifying, allow this photo to crush all your Ryan Reynolds fantasies.

-Goddammit, Amy Schumer continues to be the best!

-Have mercy! Lifetime is jumping on the current Full House mania by announcing a tell-all movie. Just as long as it involves a subplot about Dave Coulier being the subject of Alanis Morissette‘s “You Outta Know.” Otherwise, it shouldn’t exist.

-Not that I advocate celebrities lying to us (more) or anything, but I would have been OK with Brad Pitt making up a cooler story about how he got a black eye.

–Colin Farrell says he hasn’t dated in four years. Maybe everyone read the book his ex wrote about him?

-Key & Peele’s Obama Anger Translator went to the White House press dinner, and it was awesome.

-Props to Michael Strahan for getting Bell Biv DeVoe to reunite for his “Poison” rendition on Lip Sync Battle.

-After Locke, I’ve pretty much vowed to watch any movie that features Tom Hardy behind the wheel, so I’m totally down with this London Road trailer. Also, Olivia Colman! And singing!