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Sarah Jessica Parker Blasts “Zombie Hands” Report

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Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City. (HBO)

(PS: I'm taking some days off over the holidays. See ya in the new year!)

-Sarah Jessica Parker has slammed those “vicious” reports about needing cosmetic surgery for her “witch’s hands.”  People suck.

-Wait, wait, wait…Prince William calls Kate Middleton “babykins“? On purpose?

-Idris Elba talks about learning of Mandela’s death with William and Kate. “They were just in tears with me.”

-Martha Stewart is throwing shade at Gwyneth Paltrow again. God bless her.

-Meanwhile, it looks like Gwyneth will be holidaying in the Hamptons this year. (Holiday in the Hamptons sounds like a Lifetime movie I would totally watch.)

-Here’s a clip of Shailene Woodley and Theo James kissing in Divergent. This is way hotter than I was expecting for a YA movie. (Although I initially thought she asked “What’s your dad do?” not “What’s your tattoo?” so I was very confused when he suddenly whipped off his shirt…)

-I really agreed with this column about why A&E’s  decision to suspend Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson accomplishes nothing.

-Miley Cyrus says the reason she sticks out her tongue is because she’s insecure. Um, ok?

-Jennifer Lawrence told a story about buttplugs on Conan last night and it was totally charming. I know this schtick should be getting old by now, but it’s just not. She’s even adorable when she’s spilling breath mints.

-Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen continue to kill it on Twitter, sharing this adorable photo with Santa.

-Kate Winslet has dared to have three children with three different men, which apparently makes her a target for some  father’s rights group.

-Have we ever seen Justin Bieber sweat this much while promoting an album? Yesterday, we had the retirement comments, and today we’re getting declarations of love for Selena Gomez.

-Also, he’s started to dress like Frank Sinatra, for some reason.

-12 Years a Slave breakout star Lupita Nyong’o looks amazing in Vogue.

-God bless Keanu Reeves for posing for the Sad Keanu meme on Colbert last night.

-It looks like Zoe Kravitz and Drake really are a thing.

-I like the new opening credits for Suburgatory, mostly because having them animated somehow downplays the weird sexual tension between the actors playing father and daughter.

-Want to see a very blurry photo of Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson kissing on the set of Fifty Shades? Yeah, me neither.

-Hugh Jackman and Naomi Watts had a double date with their spouses last night.

-Is this seriously what Rachel McAdams’ hair looks like after she gets off a long flight? I hate my life.

-How I Met Your Mother is finally going to be put out of its misery March 31.

-A bunch of new trailers landed today. First up is Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann‘s The Other Woman, which looks like the reverse First Wives Club.

-A new trailer for Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest Hotel also dropped.

-Here’s the creepy first teaser for Johnny Depp‘s sci-fi thriller Transcendence.

-I continue to be totally charmed by Andrew Garfield in the latest Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer.

-A new trailer for Neighbors with Zac Efron and Seth Rogen also landed.

Author: Jen McDonnell

Jen McDonnell is an entertainment freelancer and social media specialist. She put her celeb stalking skills to good use as managing editor of www.dose.ca. Likes: pop culture, celebrity dirt, guilty pleasure TV, George Clooney, cheese. Dislikes: people who use 'begs the question' incorrectly. Follow Jen on Twitter @jen_mcdonnell. Follow Jen

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