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October 2013

Rihanna Posts Tattoo, Bikini Pics

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Rihanna’s Diamonds tour continues to hit roadblocks. After showing up three hours late to her show in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, she’s postponed her home town stop in Barbados indefinitely.

-She still had plenty of time to get a really ugly tattoo and post bikini pics, though.

This photo is supposed to prove that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson met up yesterday. Um, ok?

-A Secret Service agent reportedly overheard Chris Brown‘s alleged victim say the singer never hit him and has agreed to testify on Brown’s behalf. TWIST!

Miley Cyrus dressed up as 1999 VMAs-era Lil Kim, which is probably the tamest costume we could have hoped for.

-In other celebrity costume news, Shenae Grimes dressed as Poison Ivy, Ellen went as Nicki Minaj (the boobs were hilarious), and Joan Rivers was Miley Cyrus.

-I spent a lot of time this morning watching TV behind my pillow because I was so embarrassed for morning show hosts. Matt Lauer dressed up as Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson, while the hosts of Good Morning America each tried out a variety of mortifying costumes. (You could actually see George Stephanopoulos‘ soul dying when he was hanging by wires for that Gravity bit.) Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa fared a bit better as Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke.

Natalie Portman wants us to believe she’s no longer judgmental. That’s adorable!

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to reunite onscreen in London Fields.

-Uh oh. David Arquette is drunkenly talking about Courteney Cox on Howard Stern’s show again.

-I know we’re supposed to be focusing on her makeup, but Gwyneth Paltrow‘s body looks sick in her new Max Factor campaign.

-Say it ain’t so! CBS is eyeing a How I Met Your Mother spinoff called How I Met Your Father. This is almost as bad as the news that the CW is developing a show based on Fred Durst’s life.

Drake’s Yorkville condo just sold for $3.75 million. Who else is coveting that Canada-shaped book shelf?

-The tabloids are really running with this ‘Will and Jada separate‘ story, but let’s all take a deep breath and wait until it’s sourced somewhere other than Radar, mmm-kay?

-It didn’t take Chad Michael Murray long to move on since ending his engagement last month, which confirms everything I ever thought about Chad Michael Murray.

Justin Bieber gave some kid in Guatemala the shoes off his own feet, so I guess we all should cut him some slack. I’m not even going to mock his graffiti art!

Kim Kardashian appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to promote…what exactly? Her sexy selfies?

-I kind of love Pamela Anderson‘s new pixie cut. What?!

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have finally signed their divorce agreement. Let the Mila Kunis engagement rumours begin!

Eva Longoria‘s ex Tony Parker is going to be a dad.

-Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler was spotted at an Olive Garden, which is all kinds of funny.

-In honor of his twenty years on TV, Conan O’Brien is uploading classic videos, including this 1997 sketch featuring Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler.

-The trailer for 12-12-12, which follows the Hurricane Sandy relief concert, has been released.

Christina Ricci Shows Off Her Wedding Dress

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Christina Ricci tweeted photos of her wedding dress by Givenchy. It’s lovely (though it might be even more lovely if she lost the sleeves…)

Britney Spears shot a Halloween video for BBC Radio 1, and it’s actually pretty cute. This might be the first time she’s actually looked like she’s having fun in…ever.

-The latest issue of Vanity Fair features an interview with Liberty Ross, talking about how her husband’s affair with Kristen Stewart changed her life.

-Speaking of affairs, this blind item has everyone buzzing. The second one sounds a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow. I’m not sure about the first one. Maybe Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Miley Cyrus‘ jack-o-lanterns are NSFW, ’cause she’s a rebel who hates rules yada yada yada…

George Clooney wants to set the record straight when it comes to his love life. He’s insisting he’s single, despite the rumours suggesting otherwise.

-The cast of The Craft had a mini-reunion. This made my heart grow three sizes…

-In his latest batshit interview, Kanye West says he fell for Kim Kardashian when he first saw a photo of her in 2006.

-You know I love me a Hollywood Reporter roundtable! The latest stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Forest Whitaker, Matthew McConaughey, Jared Leto, Josh Brolin and Michael B. Jordan.

Kerry Washington has confirmed her pregnancy. (Thankfully, Olivia Pope’s wardrobe consists mostly of belly-hiding coats.)

-Meanwhile, I hope someone GIFs all the crazy expressions she makes in her new SNL promos.

-This is promising: Bret McKenzie‘s developing an animated sitcom for Fox.

-In other TV deal news, Lost’s Daniel Dae Kim just inked a deal with CBS.

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are denying divorce rumours.

-My friend Jon interviewed Aziz Ansari, who threw a bit of a tantrum when Jon called him a “pop culture comedian.

Chris Brown’s rehab stint is totally crimping his Halloween style.

-I’ve been really enjoying the randomness of Miranda July‘s We Think Alone project, which is a compilation of celebrity emails based on a different theme each week. It was established pretty early that Kirsten Dunst has been the author of the best ones (though I’m also partial to Lena Dunham’emotional overshares). Now Gawker’s wondering why most of Dunst‘s emails were sent on May 4. What exactly happened to her that day?

Rob Lowe joked that he’s leaving Parks and Rec because “Amy Poehler is a prick.

-That Jonas Brothers interview on today’s Good Morning America was all kinds of uncomfortable to watch.

-Meanwhile, Joe Jonas is calling those rumours that he’s on drugs “ridiculous.

-I still haven’t forgiving Marilyn Manson for his stupidly sexiest comments on last week’s Talking Dead, but his Are You Afraid of the Dark? spoof doesn’t suck.

Geoffrey Rush helped his 13-year-old co-star Sophie Nélisse steal books to get into character while filming The Book Thief.

Meredith Vieria still hasn’t gotten the hang of this whole Twitter thing.

-Girls star Alison Williams played Marry, ***k, Kill with Ryan Gosling and Ben Affleck characters.

-Speaking of choosing fictional characters, I loved this video of the cast of The League holding a fantasy draft for TV female characters.

Ashton Kutcher was named “Product Engineer” for Lenovo. Ugh.

-The only celebrity who seems to be taking his global ambassador role seriously is Drake, who’s really, really serious about the Raptors.

Katy Perry is gushing about John Mayer in the new issue of EW. Dammit. First I get the Frasier cover instead of the X Files one, and now this?!

Jennifer Garner was actually pretty funny on Kimmel last night, talking about how she’s adopted Kanye West‘s hashtag. “I say #NoDisrespectToBenAffleck all the time.”

Tina Knowles says Beyonce has five Halloween costumes picked out for Blue Ivy.

-There’s some pretty intense video of Guy Fieri kicking his crying hairdresser out of a car.

Jon Stewart’s takedown of CNN last night was glorious.

-The second trailer for Wolf of Wall Street has landed. Needs more Leonardo DiCaprio breakdancing.

Miley Cyrus Covers Cosmo

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Miley Cyrus looks great in the December issue of Cosmo. But maybe I’m just thrilled that she’s not sticking her tongue out.

-That didn’t last long.

Miley and Lindsay Lohan are partying together? Oh, this should end well.

-I don’t know how I missed this video of Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson singing Boyz II Men together at karaoke, but it’s amazing. They’re both clearly drunk, but he still sounds way better than she does.

Justin Timberlake‘s new video for “TKO is over 7 minutes long and boring as hell, but it does star Riley Keough (Elvis’s granddaughter and Robert Pattinson’s rumoured hookup).

Blake Lively just signed on to be the new face of L’Oreal.

Nigella Lawson is reportedly taking a page from Gwyneth Paltrow (and maybe Kristen Stewart?) by refusing to co-operate with Vanity Fair as they probe the real reason behind her split from Charles Saatchi. Meanwhile, his camp seems to be putting out a lame story that he was choking her because he was trying to look up her nose to check for cocaine. Um, sure.

-This is disturbing: Camille Grammer just got a restraining order against her boyfriend, who she accuses of beating her up.

-Five of the original wave of MuchMusic VJs were photographed hanging out together on the weekend.

-Want to watch a Vine taken last night of Donald Glover smoking weed in a Toronto park? Of course you do.

Nicole Kidman is talking about her marriage to Tom Cruise, calling it “deeply romantic” and saying the only people who could understand it are Brangelina.

Lisa Kudrow had a nose job when she was a teenager, and is pretty damn happy with the results.

-Some people on Chris Brown‘s team are now saying that he needs intensive therapy. Gee, ya think?

Kanye West‘s latest concert included a 10-minute rant against Barneys, Arsenio Hall, Paris fashion week seating arrangements, and Jesus. You know, the usual.

-Meanwhile, Kanye says he wants to be a soccer dad (assuming the soccer ball is made of pure gold and stamped with a Louis Vuitton label).

Kanye West, Lindsay Lohan, Selena Gomez, James Franco, Ashley Olsen and Olivia Wilde all make appearances in 30 Seconds To Mars’ new music video. I saw Dallas Buyers Club last night and suddenly have warm ‘n fuzzy feelings for Jared Leto

Corey Haim‘s mom has slammed Corey Feldman‘s new book.

-Following Donald Faison and Zach Braff’s Twitter conversations makes me really happy.

Kristen Bell tweeted about this video this morning and I love it.

-I really liked George Stroumboulopoulosinterview with Helen Fielding, who explains her decision to kill off Mark Darcy.

-Some woman in Panama is trying to claim that Justin Bieber paid her for sex.

-Vice has a new food series featuring rapper Action Bronson, and it’s hilarious.

Kelly Osbourne is offering an olive branch to Lady Gaga to end their Twitter feud…kinda.

-Is it weird that Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are kind of starting to look alike?

-Expect to see more Andrew Rannells in Girls – which is a good thing.

Eminem and Rihanna have teamed up for a new song called “The Monster.” Me likey!

-It looks like Leonardo DiCaprio‘s Wolf of Wall Street will stay in the Oscar race after all. It just nabbed a Christmas release date.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are having “secret meetings” to save their marriage.  (Well, not so secret anymore.)

Karl Lagerfeld always says dumb crap about fat people, but this time it’s come back to bite him in the ass.

-I’m not a fan of Diane Kruger‘s dress, but Joshua Jackson is lookin’ FINE in this photo.

Sly Stallone is as good at painting as he is at acting.

Tori Spelling might be the latest Hollywood star to join the sex tape club.

-This video of how World War Z should have ended is perfection.

-The X Men: Days of Future Past trailer is a bit jumbled and has a really generic Hans Zimmerman score (seriously, I’m pretty sure they just recycled the Inception one), but there’s hints of goodness in there. I’ll sign up for anything that features James McAvoy in full tortured soul mode.