–Channing Tatum Instagrammed a photo of his new daughter Everly for Father’s Day. Cute kid, but my god is he wearing a baja hoodie? I’m gonna go ahead and blame that one on new parent sleep deprivation.
-This Nigella Lawson story is beyond disturbing. Her husband Charles Saatchi was photographed choking her at a restaurant. Despite him dismissing it as a “playful tiff,” she was photographed leaving the restaurant in tears and has since left the home they share.
-While Kanye West was (surprisingly) at Kim Kardashian’s side during the birth of their daughter, the internet delivered a (very blurry) clip from his homage to American Psycho.
-Meanwhile, Kim‘s BFF, Jonathan Cheban, says she’s “doing amazing” after giving birth. Oh, and rumour has it the baby’s name is probably going to start with K (though bookies are giving greater odds to the names North, South and Donda).
-Meanwhile, Beyonce posted a congratulations note on her website.
-Remember that Chilean miner drama? It’s being made into a movie…starring Jennifer Lopez. So clearly, they’re super concerned about portraying the story realistically.
-Oh Christ. Chris Brown‘s new video features an Aaliyah hologram. Because her family hasn’t been through enough?
–Jay-Z just announced his new album…via a Samsung commercial.
-The National Guard is trying to recruit people by releasing a video showing Henry Cavill working out shirtless. Sign me up!
-E! News has exclusive pics of Lindsay Lohan smoking outside her rehab centre, which they’re promoting as some kind of big get. Um, yay?
-A recent appearance in London by Madonna has left everyone raising their eyebrows (which, judging by her face, she can no longer do).
-And this is why we should never expect pageant contestants to skillfully answer questions about things like pay inequity.
-According to Slate, This Is the End isn’t really about the apocalypse; it’s about Canadian guilt. Uh, sure.
-As much as I love and adore Retta, her True Blood pre-show last night on HBO was beyond awkward. But I do appreciate this photo from it, which has Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard doing the prom pose.
–Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair are reportedly butting heads on the set of Anger Management after she complained to producers about his work ethic. Ok, but she signed up for a Charlie Sheen sitcom. What exactly was she expecting?!
-Here’s the first teaser for HBO’s True Detective starring Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson.
–Dan Harmon isn’t even back on the Community set yet and already he’s pissing all over season four. Isn’t this the kind of ‘tude that got him fired in the first place?
-I didn’t know I wanted to see a Jon Snow training montage set to super-cheesy ’80s music — and now I don’t know how I lived without it.
-Meanwhile, my crush on Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister) grows with every delightful interview.
–Brad Pitt was on GMA today and he looked, um, not great. Also, I just want to wash his hair.
-Now Amanda Bynes is going after Modern Family star Sarah Hyland — whose boyfriend is having none of it.
–Kate Moss is set to pose nude for Playboy’s 60th anniversary issue.
–Jeff Garlin was arrested and briefly jailed this weekend after he allegedly got in a fight over a parking space with another driver.
-In a very long, very thoughtful blog post, Patton Oswalt says he’s changed his tune when it comes to defending rape jokes.
-Is it wrong that the idea of Buffy writer Marti Noxon penning the new Tomb Raider movie makes me all tingly?
-There are a whole lot of celebrity drinks out there — and Lindy West from Jezebel tried to drink them all.
-Everyone’s raving about Leonardo DiCaprio in the new The Wolf of Wall Street trailer. I don’t know — I kind of feel like I need a vacation from him for a bit. Or maybe Matthew McConaughey‘s wig is just making me angry.
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