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December 2012

Jennifer Lawrence’s New Year’s Resolution

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-I love the dress Jennifer Lawrence is wearing on the cover of Marie Claire, in which she reveals that her New Year’s resolution is to stop being a pushover. After watching that scene in which she takes on Robert DiNiro in Silver Linings Playbook, I think she’s got it covered.

Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Harry Styles all went skiing together, no doubt leaving a trail of hyperventilating teens in their wake.

Nick Stahl just ensured the words “troubled actor” will precede every new story ever written about him: he was arrested for lewd conduct in a porn store.

-The first preview for Lindsay Lohan‘s Million Dollar Makeover episode has landed. How did poor Kathy Ireland get pulled into this mess?

Brangelina are kicking it in the Caribbean for the holidays.

-Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux turned their Cabo vacay into a party. They were spotted catching some rays with John Krasinski, Emily Blunt and Jimmy Kimmel.

-One of those indistinguishable Twilight werewolves just got arrested for public intoxication.

-Dammit. Knowing that Ashton Kutcher eats at Red Lobster makes me want to like him just a teeny tiny bit.

-You thought your Christmas was awkward? Tom Cruise‘s private jet was spotted in Ohio, where Suri is celebrating the holidays with Katie Holmes‘ family.

-Meanwhile, Katie‘s Broadway play is closing 7 weeks early due to poor ticket sales.

Kristen Stewart was photographed carrying a slingshot in her back pocket, which is now totally going to be a thing people do.

Jessica Simpson is showing off her (temporary) weight loss on the cover of Weight Watchers Magazine (which is apparently a real thing), but she’s getting more buzz for this boobalicious pic she just Tweeted.

Neve Campbell named her son Caspian, which I don’t hate.

-Speaking of hate, Gwyneth Paltrow has another cookbook coming out.

-Meanwhile, here’s a pretty great takedown of GOOP.

-It’s a good sign that even the poster for This is The End is funny.

-Even though Rainn Wilson‘s Office spinoff is dead, they’re still going to show the pilot episode.

-Don’t watch this Pain and Gain trailer unless you want to feel really bad about Mark Wahlberg‘s career. Rebel Wilson, what are you doing in this?!

 

Kate Winslet Weds (With Leonardo DiCaprio’s Help?)

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. (Paramount)
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. (Paramount)

-It may not be the real-life Titanic pairing we were hoping for, but it’s still all kinds of sweet that Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly gave away Kate Winslet at her wedding to Ned “Yes, That’s Really His Last Name” Rocknrolla.

-No surprise here: Katie Holmes got to spend Christmas with Suri.

-Meanwhile, Tom Cruise‘s camp must really be worried about how his new movie is going to perform at the box office. Here come the shiny new “he’s dating someone new!” stories.

-In other TomKat news, Katie Holmes continues to prove her media savvy by scheduling an appearance on Letterman the same week her ex is trying to sell his movie.

-Speaking of Letterman, Oprah got him to talk about his relationship with Leno in a new sit-down.

-Much like her sanity, Britney Spears‘ gig as an X Factor judge is growing increasingly shaky.

Courtney Love and Frances Bean were actually nice to each other on Twitter. It’s a Christmas miracle!!

-Remember when Christian Slater was a thing? Not anymore; his new movie grossed just $264 at the box office.

-The youngest Kardashian kids (please don’t make me learn their names!) had a much better Christmas than you and I. One scored a pair of Christian Louboutin heels and Balenciaga boots, while the other got a Céline tote. Sigh.

-Everyone’s OMGing over the fact that Miley Cyrus posted a photo of Liam Hemsworth wearing what looks like a wedding ring.

Brandy just got engaged. Let’s all wish her well and keep on collectively forgetting about that time she killed someone…

-In other engagement news, Janet Jackson is getting hitched to a billionaire.

-If you squint really hard, you just might be able to make out Jessica Simpson‘s recently confirmed baby bump in this photo.

-Less shy about baby bumpin’ is Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum.

-Just in case you don’t already feel bad enough after all that turkey, here are some photos of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Happy New Year!

-Is anyone else hoping Demi Moore finds a way to take Ashton Kutcher down for his douchey divorce announcement?

-Meanwhile, Ashton took Mila Kunis to brunch in Chicago, where she proved that she’s the only woman alive who can pull off this hat.

-It looks like the rumours about Shia LaBeouf dating his Nymphomaniac costar are true, judging from this pic. At least it’ll make the film’s real sex scenes less awkward.

-The first trailer for A Place Beyond the Pines has landed. It was greeted with a giant “meh” at TIFF, but it’s Ryan Gosling in Drive-mode, so I’m still intrigued.

 

Blake Lively’s Wedding Dress – That’s All We Get?

Blake Lively (and her boobs) in the Gossip Girl season premiere, "Gone Maybe Gone." (The CW)
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynoldsè wedding. (Photo by Guy Aroch/Marcus Nilson – Martha Stewart Weddings)

-Here is Blake Lively and Ryan Reynoldsbig wedding spread in Martha Stewart Magazine — which is only exciting if you care about photos of mini tarts and flowers. Apparently,  “they remain protective of images of them on their most heartfelt occasion.”  To recap: Blake Lively > Jessica Biel.

Claire Danes is no longer the predominant crier in her household. She just gave birth to a son named Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy.

-In other baby news, Shiri Appleby (who will always be Liz Parker to me) is pregnant.

Katie Holmes‘ flirting techniques sound exactly as awkward as you’d expect them to be.

-I love Tina Fey and Paul Rudd, but these Admission trailers just aren’t doing it for me.

-No surprise here: Ke$ha has retracted her statement about being forced to sing “Die Young.”

Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle have split. She’s soon going to run out of famous virgins to date.

-Um, guys? Don’t freak out but there might actually be a Pitch Perfect sequel. I heart that movie so much I even gave the DVD to my favourite waiter for xmas. (And yes, I get my fave waiter xmas gifts. It’s the least I can do for him sneaking me free drinks all year long).

Parks and Recreation continues to add super guest stars. Now Jenny Slate is Pawnee-bound.

-Speaking of Parks, here’s some video of Nick Offerman shooting his Cleveland Show guest spot.

-This CPR instructional video starring Vinnie Jones is all kinds of great.

LeAnn Rimes was on The X Factor last night — and she was a bit of a hot mess.

Anthony Bourdain‘s Layover episode taped in Toronto is out.

West Wing costars Bradley Whitford and Matthew Perry are reuniting on an upcoming ep of Go On. Fingers crossed for a walk-and-talk!

-If you — like me — didn’t understand when Max Factor signed Gwyneth Paltrow as their spokesperson, her new ad is going to be even more incomprehensible. It’s a bit off-brand, no?

-Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie looking very unpregnant-y.

-The guy who plays Dot Com just posted a photo from the final day of filming 30 Rock. Sadface.

-The red-band trailer for This is the End, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco, has landed. I LOVE the premise of this one: it’s a bunch of celebrities (including Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Aziz Ansari, Rihanna, Paul Rudd, Martin Starr, Mindy Kaling, and Emma Watson) playing themselves as a bunch of famous people trying to survive an apocalypse together.

-Speaking of trailers, the second Gatsby one has landed.