-You gotta love how Mariah Carey dressed as Goldilocks for Halloween, while her kids/husband went as the three bears. As Jezebel tweeted: “In her life, she is the ingénue and her family is the cast of supporting characters.”
-Meanwhile, Neil Patrick Harris shows Mariah how it’s done.
-Speaking of Halloween costumes, Chris Brown is just messing with us at this point, right? I mean, no one can really be this innately offensive, can they?!
-Speaking of naturally offensive people, Chad Kroeger once paid a drum tech $375 to “stick his johnson in a fan.”
–Tim Tebow is dating Joe Jonas‘ ex, Camilla Belle. Well, she’s certainly got a very specific type.
–Colin Firth and Michael Fassbender are going to costar in a play together. The thought of that just made me pass out a little…
-A “friend” of Angelina Jolie is spilling wedding “secrets.” Mmm-hmmm.
-Is Britney Spears’ next season on the X-Factor in jeopardy? The ratings may not be justifying her ridic paycheque.
-Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian made a memorable debut as the new X-Factor host last night by slipping a nipple. On the plus side, it improved the ratings.
-I’m so conflicted about today’s GOOP. New Girl’s Max Greenfield wrote it, so I automatically want to love it, but…it’s GOOP!
-More proof that Breaking Dawn, Part 2 is hitting theatres in two weeks: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed holding hands.
-Meanwhile, I’m digging the wedges KStew wore today.
-It looks like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard may have reunited (um, not that they were ever together in the first place).
–Kate Nash performed Buffy‘s “Once More w/Feeling” last night in London. Girl crush!
–Heidi Klum without makeup is still pretty enough to make me want to eat my feelings.
-Firefighters were called to Giovanni Ribisi‘s house, which is not funny. This headline about it, however, is hil-ar-i-ous.
-In honour of Penn Badgley‘s birthday, here’s an old clip of him on Y&R. Ha!
-The details of Evan Rachel Wood’s wedding to Jamie Bell are slowly starting to trickle out. Somewhere, Marilyn Manson‘s face is more mascara-streaked than usual.
–George Clooney is distantly related to Abraham Lincoln. Of course he is.
-The guy who’s directing the next Hunger Games movie just signed on to do the third and fourth, too.
-Want to see what it looks like when Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe take a bath together? I thought so.
-Did Justin Bieber hint at a breakup with Selena Gomez by posting an anagram of the word ‘single’ on Instagram? More importantly, does Justin Bieber know the meaning of the word ‘anagram’?
-My latest Bachelor Canada recap for Flare is posted here.
-Uh-oh. Those old topless photos of Kat Dennings have resurfaced on the internet.
-Is it possible that Alexander Skarsgard and Charlize Theron are secretly dating?
-Are you guys watching the Lizzie Bennett Diaries? You really should. This week they finally introduced Darcy, which basically made my brain explode.
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