–Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly going to make $300k from their wedding photo deals. Is it just me, or does that seem like a small amount in exchange for their dignity?
-Also, a UK tab says that JT‘s mom was the one who pushed for a big wedding, and Jessica would have preferred a small, intimate affair. Ha!
–Angelina Jolie‘s new film Maleficent will star two more of her kids: Pax and Zahara (along with the previously reported Vivienne). Shiloh was also supposed to be in it, but she was reportedly “not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen.” God, I love that kid so much already!
–Chris Brown was spotted out with ex Karrueche Tran just two days after a cuddly outing with Rihanna. How is this guy still able to pull not just one, but two hot women? I hate the universe.
–Bradley Cooper is hungering for some Hunger Games action.
–Avril Lavigne has reportedly recorded a cover of Nickelback‘s “How You Remind Me.” Oh Chavril, what hath you wrought?!
–Eva Longoria‘s hot little self is back on the singles market. She and Mark Sanchez have reportedly split.
-Want to watch Michelle William hang out on an airplane while reading aloud from Iris Murdoch‘s Word Child? Then you’re going to love Wild Nothing’s new video.
–Jake Johnson is going to write (and possibly direct) a new sitcom for Fox. I approve, especially since a recent New Girl marathon made me realize that I relate to Nick more than anyone else on TV right now (which is really depressing if I think about it too long).
-Speaking of New Girl, here’s a clip of Schmidt and Nick meeting in college.
-I don’t really put a lot of belly bump photos and I can’t even really see the bump that everyone’s talking about in these pictures, but Bobbi Kristina Brown being preggo wouldn’t surprise anyone at this point.
-Want to feel like a total slacker? The trailer has landed for Struck by Lightning, the movie written by and starring Glee‘s porcelain-faced kidlet Chris Colfer. He’s assembled a killer cast, too: Rebel Wilson, Allison Janney, Christina Hendricks, Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Hyland.
–Megan Fox managed to sex up Sharper Image in these ads, which were shot when she was four months preggers.
–LeAnn Rimes just got out of rehab 3.2 seconds ago and already she’s filmed a sit-down with Katie Couric.
-Much like the book it’s based on, I have lots of mixed feelings about the Life of Pi film. Regardless, this new clip sure is pretty.
–Lindsay Lohan has endorsed both Romney and Obama, because she clearly doesn’t know what “endorsed” means.
–Taylor Swift seems to think ‘feminist‘ is a dirty word. Sigh.
-Not afraid of the f-word are Lena Dunham, Mae Whitman, Alexa Chung, Alia Shawkat, Sia, Miranda July and others who star in this new Obama PSA.
–James Van Der Beek and Busy Phillips have a mini Dawson’s Creek reunion on tonight’s premiere of Apt 23. Watch a clip here.
–Bradley Cooper thinks Richard Gere should be named this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. That brings Gere’s total of votes up to…one.
-This old CanadaAM video of a 12-year-old Ryan Gosling is sure to make your uterus melt.
–Ellen convinced Jerry O’Connell and Gilles Marini to strip down to their skivvies for a good cause. She’s doing God’s work!
-I can’t stop staring at these photos of Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow enjoying a dinner date. Is Cam actually stroking Chris Martin‘s hair in one, or am I seeing things?
-Well, this is probably the weirdest lawsuit Justin Bieber‘s ever been dragged into — and he’s been dragged into a lot.
-The Breaking Dawn, Part 2 featurette has landed. Micheal Sheen does a decent job pretending he cares about his storyline.
-CBS is developing a sitcom called Smells Like Teen Spirit, which smells like the worst idea ever.
-I’m not sure about this new Iron Man 3 trailer. Am I the only one who’s tiring a bit of the super dark, existential crisis-plagued superhero flicks? I like my RDJ at his quippiest.
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