-Summit Entertainment thought this would be the perfect time to release some cuddly new stills of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in Breaking Dawn, Part 2.
-During this week’s TimesTalk, Robert Pattinson said the public is so interested in his troubles with Kristen Stewart because “America really wants to have a royal family.” Before he could explain what the hell he was going on about, the audience booed the moderator for asking a follow-up question.
–Rob‘s friends are reportedly begging him to dump Kristen.
-Meanwhile, here’s a performance review of his interview strategy.
-We all know that Lindsay Lohan isn’t the sharpest nail in the toolbox, but someone needs to make her understand how gravity works. Bras are your friend, girl!
–Shia LaBeouf will star in Lars von Trier‘s Nymphomaniac and von Trier is making him have real sex on film. Not surprisingly, LaBeouf says he’s “terrified.”
–Lady Gaga‘s bodyguard roughed up an overzealous fan who approached her for an autograph, and another fan caught the whole mess on video.
–Salma Hayek is helping out Halle Berry in her custody case. She reportedly filed a declaration to the LA judge saying France is a safer place for celebs because of tougher paparazzi laws.
–Amanda Bynes really needs to get a bus pass. The LAPD concluded that she was involved in a hit and run on Aug. 4.
-Sadness: the members of En Vogue are all suing each other.
–John Mayer and Katy Perry are getting serious: they’re now being spotted together in daylight.
-The chick from Roswell (who surely has a real name that I just can’t bring myself to learn because she’ll always be Liz to me) is engaged.
-Lauren Conrad took down this video of how to display vintage books after someone helpfully pointed out that she was DESTROYING THE DAMN BOOKS! Martha Stewart, she ain’t.
-Miley Cyrus couldn’t convince us that her new haircut doesn’t suck, so now Liam Hemsworth is giving it a go.
–Vanessa Paradis continues to slowly open up about her split from Johnny Depp, saying in the new Harper’s Bazaar, “Sometimes you could be in an unhappy relationship; you are very much in love with someone, but it’s making you unhappy and you think things can change and you can work it out.”
-Now that Jamie Campbell Bower is no longer engaged to Bonnie Wright, he and Lily Collins have been looking all lovey-dovey in Toronto.
–Parks and Recreation co-creator Michael Schur and writer Dan Goor are shopping around a new TV show. Just as long as they don’t ignore Pawnee!
-Sadness: Real World‘s Joey Kovar has died of a suspected overdose. He was only 29.
-In her new book, Hope Solo accuses her Dancing With the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy of slapping her “across the face. Hard.”
-Sweet! A new Mountain Goats video.
–Paul Ryan may love Rage Against the Machine, but the feeling is certainly not mutual.
-Congrats to Shakira, whose pregnancy rumors have reportedly been confirmed.
–Ryan Lochte may be a big Olympic star, but that didn’t stop Kristen Bell from Bogarting his Tonight Show interview.
–Kimye prove that the couple who wears leather together, uh…sweats together?
-Here’s our first look from How I Met Your Mother‘s new season. Is Barney getting cold feet on his wedding day?
-Speaking of TV, it was a hella good day for new TV promos. The latest clip for the new season of American Horror Story is crazy creepy, and there’s a new teaser for Fringe. But the best is the emotional new trailer for Homeland, mostly because it features a lot of Claire Danes looking upset. She and Aaron Paul are the best criers on TV, hands down.
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